who needs a social life when you have followers who don’t talk to you and you run a blog no one cares about
Taking some snaps with @aaronxphillips today 🍉
When bae’s not in the mood.
call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached
"Firstly, I’m glad you survived. I don’t know how you can stand all that water. Secondly, come here. You washed off my scent."
accurate caption is accurate
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle